I am trying to be sarcastic...
1. Save your tears for the protagonist, the antagonist is more unfortunate.
“The hero always loses the first fight with a new enemy”, but the plot armor will help him survive from all kinds of damages, no matter he is shot eighth or trapped in a place full of bombs. At the last minute when everything seems hopeless along with evil laugh as the background music, there he is with tired look but resolution in his eyes, and ta-dah! Your heart is gone.
2. Incredibly beautiful character with superhuman ability like aliens.
Did you ever see a baby wearing suit, give you a shot and say that he’s a mafia?
Did you ever see a second-grader defuse bombs and catch criminals as his everyday life?
Did you ever see children with seriously disharmony ratio of height?
Little girl has big boobs and bums.
Middle schoolers are like in their 20s.
Parents are like in their 30s.
Grandparents are like in their 40s.
Please let me wake up one day and find out I have traveled to an anime world, so I will never have to worry about my pimple oh yeah!
3. We live in such a dangerous world! Mama, I want to immigrate to Mars!
Car accidents, murders, plane crush, robbery and terrorism more than once a day, while we have to deal with the natural disaster such as earthquake, flood and fire accident. Now there adds a new one: unknown creatures’ attacking. World War can be started so easily, violent plot is not suitable for children. But to be honest, I am also the kind of person who skips all of the rising action and go straight to climax where my favorite character’s fighting scene.
Future research: Hero's journey, how anime repeats in the same boring pattern. Not all of them, but most.
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